Futuristic Industries of Tomorrow makes t-shirts for people who've made peace with the fact that the future probably won't be that great — but at least you can look good complaining about it.

We don't have a five-year plan. We have designs. That's basically the same thing.

Every shirt is printed on demand, one at a time, which means less waste and slightly longer shipping. We think that's a fair trade.

Wear it, question everything, carry on.